“Expect No Help: The Life and Times of Jumpin’ Jack Flash Common Sense from an Uncommon Source” by Cesspool Jones is now available for purchase
“In everyone’s life . . . exceptions noted, being a kid was probably the most carefree and stress-free times of our lives. Senseless stress on childhood is why exceptions are noted. Couldn’t wait to get off the school bus and begin your search for your place in social circles kids always seem to form.”
– an excerpt from the book
AR Press is honored to publish “Expect No Help: The Life and Times of Jumpin’ Jack Flash Common Sense from an Uncommon Source” by Cesspool Jones. This work is dedicated to all the working stiffs—white, black, or blue—who see the light at the end of a lifelong tunnel and who make it all worth it. Get a copy of the book that is now available on Amazon, Barnes & Noble, and the ARPress website.
When someone who really is not a writer writes a novel, it’s usually because he wants to get something off his chest, whether fiction or not. Here’s a pretty good one.
“Expect No Help” is written by someone who really never was a writer. An incident that happened to him some time ago made him look at the past and be afraid of the future, so he decided to pen it down so others could learn.
This novel is actually a nuclear cookbook for the future because 360 degrees is not a problem for this author, and how a regular Joe can see the future the way he does makes it hard to put the book down.
Every angle of every topic is dissected to the bone, and sometimes he lets the reader decide. Sometimes turning a page is difficult simply for the fact that it might be mind-reading you while you are trying to figure out how many times you have to read that page. But that’s for you to decide.
This book is written the very same way we all talk with words that we all say, but not in any dictionary, so that anyone from a stoner to a P.H.D. can understand it. Lastly, if you have tunnel vision, you might want to wear a helmet when reading this, and if that doesn’t work, put the book down and find something else to do. Capeichio!!
In the story, someone didn’t like the radio station that was playing, so it got shot up. Wood was being split in the kitchen, and thousands of beer cans were strewn all over the place. Motorcycles and parts were all in the dining room. That became the garage. Some girls painted the Stones’ big tongue on one of the walls. It took up the whole wall, and she did a really good job. Rusty would stop in every now and then with his buddies. All of Johnny’s friends thought that Rusty was pretty cool, and he would take a look around and ask, “You guys gonna be alive tomorrow?”
Follow Jumping Jack, a free-spirit extraordinaire with a taste for anything dangerous. Flipping, smashing, and burning twenty-dollar cars; throwing weeklong crack parties; and the author’s political views on DUIs, along with other contemporary issues, are detailed in this tell-all romp of a memoir.
Join Johnny and the crew, stealing hundreds of dollars worth of steel from old metal shops just to survive. Experience the anything-goes, vagrant lifestyle that defined the 1960s. Find out what it is to be yourself, even if it takes a long time. The author reminds us of what it means to be American. Cesspool speaks from the heart, and it shows.
“Expect No Help: The Life and Times of Jumpin’ Jack Flash Common Sense from an Uncommon Source” by Cesspool Jones is now available for purchase via ARPress Bookstore: https://authorreputationpress.com/bookstore/expect-no-help-the-life-and-times-of-jumpin-jack-flash-common-sense-from-an-uncommon-source/.